How a chat in a bar stopped me buying a new computer

I have suffered of late from what seems to me to be the slowest most annoying computer ever. The man I was talking to was my friend Brian who is a total computer geek. I went through the problems with Bryan and sought his help picking a new computer. Bryan thought about what I had said and while fiddling with his ginger beard replied with “You wont need to get a new computer”. I explained once more to Bryan who annoyed I was with my computer in fact I was so annoyed I thought about running it over with my car. In fact I was somewhat annoyed with Bryan for not recognizing my pain. However Bryan did explain his thinking “I think that you are having Windows registry issues”. I guess what Bryan said would make sense to most computer guys but to me it was gobbledygook what Bryan said makes sense to computer savvy guys but to me it was like another language. Not wanting to seem foolish I carried on as if I understood Bryan and said “Ah I see”. By this time Bryan had obviously noticed from the distant look in my eyes that I really had no idea what he was talking about. He pulled out a pen and pad from his bag and wrote on the pad the web address www.fix-this-computer.com. He then went on to explain that I should visit this site and look under the fix windows registry errors section and from this I should select an option for a free registry scan which would identify and registry errors present on my computer and after this would give me the option to repair them. I took the advice Bryan gave me a followed it to the letter now my computer runs perfectly.